Stormy's Pain Scale
🦶 Toe stubbed on the bed frame
Experienced: January 15, 2025
Classic, but not the worst.
Relative Score: 10.0
💥 Airbag deployment in car accident
Experienced: October 15, 2018
Sharp, burning pain on my arm, and a lot of pain in my neck.
Relative Score: 20.0
💪 Both sides biceps tendinitis
Experienced: April 05, 2024
Very annoying for everyday life
Relative Score: 25.0
🥜 Getting punched in the nuts
Experienced: February 02, 2017
Was full on puppy brained, but it still kinda stinged
Relative Score: 30.0
âš¡ Laser Hair Removal
Experienced: January 10, 2017
Depends on the zones
Relative Score: 35.0
🎨 Getting a tattoo (avg)
Experienced: January 01, 2010
Depends on the zones, and length of session
Relative Score: 45.0
🩻 Cracked 2 ribs
Experienced: December 31, 2025
On the spot pretty sharp pain, and following weeks very sore
Relative Score: 50.0
👂 Double ear infection
Experienced: July 07, 2025
Sharp pain peaks, over many days, never again
Relative Score: 90.0
âš¡ Laser Tattoo Removal
Experienced: February 02, 2024
Short but intense
Relative Score: 95.0
🦻 Mesh insertion in infected ear
Experienced: July 09, 2025
Two people had to hold me down because I was thrashing around so much.
Relative Score: 250.0
🔥 Getting branded
Experienced: January 01, 2025
That was a whole new level of pain.
Relative Score: 300.0